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104: C104 Sell Your Car to Heaven

Author: Gui Bi Feng Mao Word Count: 7149 Updated: 2025-04-01 09:36:35

C104 Sell Your Car to Heaven

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was not bad. Zheng Kai couldn't help but give himself a big thumbs up and said in his heart: "Yeah, you are too smart."

Although the immortals of the Heaven Realm all had their own mounts, no matter how poor they were, they could just casually summon a cloud and ride it.

However, although it was convenient to do so, it also required the consumption of Fa Li.

Don't think that riding on clouds and mist is an easy task. It looks very relaxed and comfortable, but in reality, the taste, other than the immortal himself, who else could understand it?

To understand this, just think of the way people ride their bicycles.

When they were on flat ground, of course, they would be relaxed and at ease. When they were downhill, they would even be in the mood to hum a few songs. However, when they were about to ascend the slope, everything was as good as floating clouds.

It was fine if the slope was small, but if he could really reach a higher slope, then he would be able to experience the feeling of being a dog. He was breathing heavily. He was even more of a dog than a dog.

It was the same for mortals who rode bicycles, and naturally, it was the same for immortals who rode clouds.

Otherwise, why would Monkey Bro's Trembling Cloud have been able to travel a thousand miles with just a single somersault? How could people be so interested in this? This meant that the difficulty level of this matter was too high, to the point that Monkey Bro could use this to act cool.

The poor deities were like this, while the rich ones weren't much better off.

All the rich and powerful deities in the Heaven Realm, with status and position, basically had their own mounts. It was just like how the rich and powerful people in the ancient times all had their own horses.

However, if that was the case, the magic power would be saved, but there would be another problem.

Everyone knew that the majority of mounts were animals, and animals were animals that needed to shit. In both ancient and modern times, in the heavens and in the earth, there was no exception.

Do not think that the beasts of Heaven Realm do not need to poop. In fact, they are equally capable of pooping.

Think about it, when you are riding your mount, making friends with someone, even having fun with your beloved mushrooms, chatting with them, talking about the world, and happily chatting, you suddenly hear a fart, your mount pulled, you peed. "This is f * cking …

If it was just this alone, it would have been fine.

After thinking about it, when you invited a few close friends and even your favorite mushrooms to have a picnic, a god flew by, and a few donkeys' dung fell from the sky, and shit fell from the sky …

At this time, no matter how good-natured a deity was, he would probably have to resort to using a knife to fight the other party, right?

This was not only related to the matters of cultural and health, or the protection of the environment, it was also a poisonous tumor that seriously threatened the great harmony of the Heaven Realm.

Harmony, no matter when, harmony was the number one priority, especially in the Heaven Realm where everyone had their mana.

Furthermore, compared to the painful cloud ride and the flying shit mounts, this modern transportation system had more benefits.

Although everyone was powerful, their social development was still at an extremely low level. A few new clothes and a few new dishes could cause a sensation in Heaven Realm. For cars, airplanes and even ships, there was no doubt that they were the symbols of a civilized society, the stepping stones for the advancement of Heaven Realms.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this matter was promising. When the gods of Heaven Realm experienced the convenience of modern transportation, Zheng Kai might become the Henry Ford of Heaven Realm.

Compared to selling the comb to the monks, Zheng Kai felt that selling the car to the Heaven Realm seemed to have a greater sense of accomplishment.

Furthermore, it was not only cars. They were currently weak and could sell their cars first. When they became stronger, they could also make more profitable things like airplanes or yachts.

However, it was not easy to sell the car to the Heaven Realm. One big problem was how to transport it there.

Cars, even the planes and yachts to be sold later, were not a piece of clothing or even a dish of vegetables, only a small amount of weight. A car would at least need a ton or two to be delivered to the Heaven Realm.

"System, are you there?"

With his decision made, Zheng Kai immediately called out to him in his heart.

To complete such a challenging task, it was impossible to do without the help of the system. Just when Zheng Kai was feeling very nervous and was afraid that he would hear a rejection the next moment, a familiar voice rang lazily in Zheng Kai's mind: "Aiyo, I'm so sleepy. What's the matter, Host?"

"So sleepy. What is this? Does the system have to sleep?"0

Zheng Kai cursed silently. He hurriedly put on a sincere attitude and said in a fervent tone, "System, I have a goodidea. I would like to discuss it with you. Is it possible?"

"Eh? What's a good idea? "

Hearing Zheng Kai's words, the System yawned and then said absent-mindedly. That tone of contempt was filled with ridicule.

It was as if he was saying, "With just your brain, what good ideas can you come up with? Save it."

"Damn it, don't tell me that not only do you look down on people with your dog eyes, but the System will also look down on people?" "I am your host, is it really okay for you to look down on me with such naked contempt?"

He silently cursed again. However, because of Zheng Kai's dream of becoming Henry Ford of Heaven Realm, he endured it and continued to say with a smile: "It's like this, System huh. I just thought of a good idea, which is to sell the car to the Heaven Realm. What do you think of this idea? "

"Oh, not bad."

Against Zheng Kai's expectations, the plan that he was so confident in and thought was extremely talented was only met with a comment from the System.

F * ck, Zheng Kai's little temper makes him want to hit someone.

"Um, System, look at this car, it's a little big and a little heavy, can it be delivered to the Heaven Realm?"

After hesitating for a while, Zheng Kai finally asked the question he was most concerned about.

"Don't worry, host. Not only can the system help you transport your goods, it can also help you modify your goods."

Zheng Kai was in the midst of ecstasy when he heard the System's reply. Suddenly, he heard the last cold sentence: "As long as you pay."

"Holy sh * t, a profiteer."

Hearing this sentence, Zheng Kai was completely moved and he said while grinding his teeth.

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