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965: C965 Joke

Author: Gui Bi Feng Mao Word Count: 6805 Updated: 2025-04-01 16:03:03

C965 Joke

"Sleepyhead!"

Thinking about this, Zheng Kai was stunned. At the same time, he seemed to have thought of something, but he couldn't grasp onto it. He could only repeat the word 'sleepyhead' in his heart, hoping to find some clues.

"Look, it's only been a short while and the worm already bit my head. I don't think it's going to work now, do you?"

As Zheng Kai kept trying to figure out what was going on, Elder Brother Mao's voice rang in his mind once again. It sounded like he was gloating, but there was a hint of glee in his smile.

He also knew that he was right. Just now, he lost his consciousness for a split-second, and it was only for a short period of time that he was able to make that bug attack his brain. Now that he was awake and unable to find his original feeling, it must be due to that sleeping bug!

"Right, right. It's the one that did the right thing!"

At this moment, Zheng Kai was still able to feel Zheng Kai's thoughts, so he chuckled and said.

"But don't be afraid, I've already suppressed this fellow. As long as it doesn't eat us all, your brain will recover in a while."

"However …"

As he said that, he sounded like he was trying to emphasize how he saved Zheng Kai.

"You clever boy, if you had known to call out my name at the last moment, if I had come a little bit later, your brain might have been completely devoured by that insect!"

"Huh?"

Hearing that, Zheng Kai, who was still in a daze, vaguely felt that something was wrong. It was as if there was a huge crisis that came right after he charged over, but he did not notice it yet.

"Then... What will happen after I finish eating? "

"What should we do?"

Hearing Zheng Kai's question, he chuckled and said.

"What else can I do?"

"This kind of thing can't even be considered a normal sleeping bug. It's different from the dreams of those who rely on eating people before. He's directly eating people's brains now …" Not the kind of brain you humans have, but... "Wisdom, wisdom, do you know?"

"If it eats all of your intelligence, hehe, there probably won't be any more Boss Zheng Kai in the future. The Heavenly Court will only have one Zheng Kai the Fool …"

"Ah …"

Zheng Kai, who still felt that something was wrong, only let out a symbolic "Ah" after hearing that. He was glad that he still knew Elder Brother Mao's name before losing consciousness, otherwise, he would have become a fool by now.

"But …"

It seemed like Hairy # 1 really wasn't lying to him. As time passed by, Zheng Kai could feel that it was getting clearer and clearer in his head. The feeling of being in chaos and not knowing where he was also fading away.

It looked as if he had gradually regained his intelligence after being eaten by a sleeping bug.

"This is bad!"

It was because of this that a voice suddenly sounded in Zheng Kai's head, who had just woken up a little. It was because he knew how that deep sense of unease came about.

Little brother!

The moment before he lost consciousness, when Zheng Kai raised his head and looked at his brother, he clearly saw a strange, disgusting bug lying on his head.

Zheng Kai, who had recovered his mind, clearly remembered that the insect was hugging his little brother's head with its six pairs of slender arms and legs, absorbing something in his head with the suction cups on its tail.

At that time, Zheng Kai didn't know what was going on because he didn't know what that giant bug was. Now, after Elder Brother Mao explained that it was a giant sleeping bug, of course, the witness card guessed that Zheng Kai was sucking the wisdom from his brother's head at that time!

Thinking about this, Zheng Kai couldn't help but turn around and look at his younger brother. After so long, his younger brother must have been devoured by sleeping bugs like Elder Brother Mao said, and now he was just like a walking corpse!0

Thinking about this, Zheng Kai couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart. If he had been more clear-headed just now, he probably would have been able to make it in time … Wait, who said it was too late!

Thinking about this, Zheng Kai just looked at his brother again. He noticed that in the dim light on the wall, six pairs of slender hands and feet were still hugging Zheng Kai's head. The sucker shaped tail was still stuck close to his brother's head, trying to suck something.

"Elder Brother Mao, quickly save him!"

Seeing this scene, Zheng Kai did not dare to delay any longer. When he had just lost his consciousness, he had unintentionally slowed down his walking pace, but his dazed brother obviously did not stop to accommodate to his thoughts. He was still walking, and in just a short while, a big gap had opened up between the two of them.

From this distance, even if Zheng Kai wanted to go and save his brother, it would be too late. Not to mention whether his Cultivation Level could effectively attack the sleeping bug, even he had only recovered his clarity of mind, but his control over his body was still stiff. Even if he wanted to save his brother, he didn't have the ability to.

"Save him?"

Zheng Kai thought that Elder Brother Mao would listen to him and help him save his brother from sleepiness, but suddenly, he heard Elder Brother Mao laugh in his head and ask him a question.

"On what basis?"

"Huh?"

Hearing Elder Brother Mao's words, Zheng Kai couldn't help but be slightly surprised. For a moment, he didn't understand what Elder Brother Mao meant.

"I mean, why should I save him?"

Elder Brother Mao said again after hearing Zheng Kai's question. However, this time, his tone of voice no longer had the joking tone from when he was teasing Zheng Kai. Instead, he asked Zheng in a serious tone.

"I saved you because I'm growing on your head right now. If you really become an idiot, then I can't continue to experience the basic level of life. Mainly, if I say it out loud, big brother won't be able to lose this much."

Ignoring Zheng Kai's stupefied expression, Elder Brother Mao chuckled and continued.

"But that brat isn't related to me in any way, and even if he is, it doesn't matter to me at all. You brat, it's like you want me to save someone for you. Brother wants to ask you, why?"

"You …"

Hearing Elder Brother Mao's words, Zheng Kai didn't know what to say for a moment.

At this moment, he suddenly heard Elder Brother Mao chuckle and return to his joking tone from before.

"Big brother is just playing with you. Haha, I was scared by you!"

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