2038: C2038 Are You Retarded

C2038 Are You Retarded

"Universal Banquet? Are you sure it's not a full carrot feast?"

When Ye Meng heard this, he grinded his canine teeth. He was very angry right now.

Once he was angry, he wanted to eat!

"Master, Zhen's Universe Banquet is the most pretentious banquet among the surrounding countries!"

"Look, this' extremely similar 'to love. The ingredients for the entire dish are very particular. Zhen's Imperial Kitchens selected a three-hundred-year-old supreme-grade carrot and soaked it in the Energy Spring Water for three days and three nights. After that, it was Shi Peng's turn to cook it. He used the Yuan Qi Blade and cut it into thousands of pieces..."

"Finally, use the fierce fire to stir-fry for over a hundred breaths before it is refined!"

" Such a delicacy, could it be that the expert isn't satisfied? If the master is not satisfied, then look at this' life must always have some green '..."

Kang Mazhi felt extremely wronged. Although he had poisoned the dishes, these dishes were indeed not cut off. It was as sumptuous as what he usually ate!

Unfortunately, before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Ye Meng.

"Alright. You said so much, but it still can't be changed. This is a plate of stir-fried carrots!"

Ye Meng's face was full of disdain. God knows why this dog would make so many carrots.

Did he really think he was a rabbit?

That didn't make sense either. It was said that this dog had to kill more than a thousand rabbits every day to feel refreshed and clear.

Unable to figure it out, Ye Meng decided not to think about it anymore.

Just as he was about to fly into a rage, he saw Kang Mazhi and the Liu Yizi walking towards him with plates in their hands.

"Master, quickly try it. "It looks like love is delicious. It's Zhen's favorite dish!"

"That's right, master. This is the favorite thing of the great ancient god emperor. It's so cool!"

As the two of them spoke, they almost put the plate to Ye Meng's mouth.

What were the two of them doing?

Of course they were anxious. If Ye Meng didn't eat, wouldn't he have worked for nothing?

"Do you think I'm blind? Look at the green fur on this damn carrot. And this pungent smell, I can smell it from a hundred meters away..."

"If you really want to poison this baby, at least you have better skills. You have the face to take out such an indecent thing?"

Ye Meng's small face was full of disdain.

These two guys are probably retarded. He really had no idea how they managed to rule a dynasty.

As a matter of fact, Ye Meng didn't know that Great Yan Dynasty didn't need Kang Mazhi's help. All the matters had already been settled by the ministers.

The government affairs that Kang Mazhi personally handled were all jokes.

It was like raising the strength of the entire country and crushing over a hundred Elementalist soldiers of the Great Li Dynasty.

The closest thing was the poison plan that he had thought of over a year ago!

This proved that... Kang Mazhi was, in fact, a retard.

However, the foundation of Great Yan Dynasty was too strong. No matter how much Kang Mazhi struggled for decades, it only made his national power regress by a hundred years.

When Kang Mazhi and Liu Yizi heard this, they immediately looked at each other in dismay.2

They did not understand. How could the peerless plan that the great Kang Mazhi had come up with be seen through?

This didn't make sense!

"Since you all think it's delicious, I'll let you all taste it!"

Ye Meng grabbed the plate and immediately picked up the Liu Yizi. He poured all of the carrot silks on the plate into the Liu Yizi's mouth.

"Wah! Your majesty, please save this servant! This servant doesn't want to die!"

The moment the carrot silk entered his mouth, the Liu Yizi immediately cried out.

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