C678 Looking for the Baldy
"Woof, woof, woof!" When he heard old ruffian mention returning to his hometown, the Deadbeat nodded its head repeatedly. It seemed like this fellow was also quite frightened.
Yang Hsingchen chuckled, "Damn it, you two can leave with your white buttocks, but I can't. If I escape back to my hometown like the two of you, do you think they will run back to Earth again? When the time comes, if they start a fight with my family, what do you think I should do? "
Old ruffian was stunned." You're right. Why don't we go to them tomorrow to protest? Propose a serious protest? What can't we talk about on the table? It was not good to have to fight and kill! Isn't it?"
"Woof, woof, woof!" The Deadbeat also hurriedly nodded its head.
Old ruffian was amused. He pointed at the Deadbeat and said to Yang Hsingchen. "Look, even the Deadbeat supports my idea. This means that this method is feasible. Deadbeat, the organization will now give you a glorious mission. That is, tomorrow, you will represent us and negotiate with the other party. We must maximize our benefits! "
"Woof, woof, woof!" The Deadbeat subconsciously nodded its head. Then, it was stunned for a moment before it barked and shook its head again and again.
"Hahaha!" Yang Hsingchen couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Old ruffian kicked at the Deadbeat. "Damn you, nodding and shaking your head at times. You, Master Loong, hate people who don't know what to do. Let me tell you, as the leader, you have to be firm in whatever you do. Don't be like the grass on the wall. When the wind blows, you fall from both sides! "
"When you, Master Loong, were imprisoned in the Golden Core by that stupid bird from Great Void Island, if you, Master Loong, are angry and can't say it, then you can't say it. You stayed inside for more than a hundred million years. If it wasn't for that heaven damn brat meddling in other people's business and forcing you to come out... You, Master Loong, are still inside. "
"Hmph! Who said that when experts fought, it was a competition of endurance! You, Master Loong, have strong endurance, right? Staying in a daze for more than a hundred million years! How many hundred million years can Long Sheng have? Isn't that right?"
Yang Hsingchen stared at old ruffian speechlessly." Forget it. Can't we talk properly? Just open your mouth and blow it! "
Old ruffian had an unconvinced expression. "What did I blow it for? What did I blow? Let me tell you, no matter how much you brag, you can't brag about some experts!"
Yang Hsingchen asked curiously," What about experts? "
Old ruffian snorted complacently. "You saw a cow leisurely eating grass when you were playing on the grassland that day. Suddenly, a bull hurriedly ran over from behind the cow. The bull shouted in panic as it ran, Run! The expert was here! When the cow heard that, she was so scared that she immediately ran away. "
" As she ran, the cow realized that something was wrong. Why did the bull run with her? So the cow curiously asked the cow, Hey, men... I ran because experts boast. You don't have that thing. What are you running for? The bull said fearfully, F * ck, you don't know that, do you? Some experts can not only brag, but also bullsh * t!"
Old ruffian suddenly clapped his hands and said," Alright, damn it. Why don't we go back and send two secret teams over? I believe that as long as these two teams come over, regardless of whether it's martial arts or literature, they will be able to kill everyone! "
Yang Hsingchen felt strange and asked, "Which two teams?"
Old ruffian rolled his eyes. "Of course it's a supervisor and some experts! The martial arts team makes the invincible management team powerful. I guarantee that wherever they go, there will be howls of pain! Of course, some experts would argue with them about this. With the glib tongue of some experts. You, Master Loong, believe that they definitely have the ability to surrender without a fight. So you, Master Loong, strongly suggest that you go back and invite these two secret teams over. You will definitely win! Old baldy, do you think this is the right thing to do?"
This time, the Deadbeat didn't nod its head. Instead, it gave old ruffian a look that said 'forget it'.
Yang Hsingchen smiled from the side and said, "Look, even the dog is getting bored of you. I was thinking, why didn't that toad man take the opportunity to chase after us? "
Old ruffian rolled his eyes. "Then what else is there? Of course he can't fly past us. Otherwise, he would still be polite to us."
Yang Hsingchen shook his head," Not necessarily. If he really can't fly past us, he can definitely catch up on the UFO. And those guys' flying transports aren't good. This toad man will definitely be able to catch up to us. But why is he able to catch up and not chase after us?"
Old ruffian slapped his thigh." Oh right. You, Master Loong, remember now. It must be that Green-haired Woman has taken a liking to you, so she asked that toad to show mercy. Isn't that right?"
" Woof! Woof! " The Deadbeat that was lying on the ground was barking as it nodded its head.
"Go, go, stop f * cking bullsh * tting. Why don't we wait until the sky turns dark and go over to take a look?"
Old ruffian shook his head when he heard that. "Forget it. You already said it yourself. That place is full of high technology. To them, what's the difference between night and day? Maybe we haven't arrived yet. They already knew about it. You, Master Loong, are not willing to do something like sending yourself to your death!"
Yang Hsingchen thought what this guy said made sense. He frowned and thought for a while. Suddenly, he slapped his thigh and said," I got it! "
Old ruffian stood up excitedly. "What? You got it? How many months has it been? Whose child are you carrying? Is it the old baldy's or your Master Loong's?"
" Woof, woof, woof! " The Deadbeat excitedly stood up and pointed its paw at its own chest. The meaning was very obvious: Yang Hsingchen was carrying its child.
Yang Hsingchen was furious and kicked. The Deadbeat was so scared that it squeaked as it dodged to the side.
Old ruffian said with a nervous expression, "Oh my god, since you're pregnant, you can't be as rude as you usually are. Don't raise your legs so easily. That way, the child will slip out. Master Loong, you should go to the supermarket tomorrow and buy you some caravans. In case you accidentally slip the child out."0
"Do you know what the real purpose of Shu Bao is? Protective Shubao Protecting Shubao, as the name implies, is to protect the baby in your belly. It makes the baby in your belly grow comfortably inside. Damn it, don't you think that's what you mean?"
Yang Hsingchen glared at old ruffian, "Get lost, stop talking nonsense. I was thinking... Since the Bald Clan is the enemy of the Green Clan, why don't we go and find the Bald Clan? The enemy of an enemy is a friend. Besides, I have saved a bald man before. He can be considered as half a benefactor, right?"
Old ruffian looked at Yang Hsingchen with disdain," Son of a b * tch, I found that you are really stupid sometimes. If you want to find the Bald Clan, you can just use the Deadbeat. This fellow's head should be enough, right?"
"Woof! Woof!" The Deadbeat immediately stood up. It shook its dog leg and looked at Yang Hsingchen with a proud expression.
Yang Hsingchen ignored it and waved his hand, "Let's go and find the Bald Clan before the sky turns dark!"
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