780: C780 Old Man Su

C780 Old Man Su

Although Su Yinxue and Yang Jiabing believed that Yang Hsingchen wasn't the one who killed them, Yang Hsingchen still didn't return until dawn. This caused the villagers to start discussing amongst themselves.

Among them, the one who made the most noise was the third wife of the Yang family. This time, early in the morning, she was standing at the intersection of her house with a bowl in her hand. Whenever she met someone, she would mutter a few words.

"Old Man Su, Old Man Su, come here quickly. I have something to say to you." When she saw an old bachelor in the village, Huang Xiulan immediately shouted excitedly.

This Old Man Su's original name was Su Lao Gui, because he was in his forties. Before getting a wife, he was called Old Man Su by the villagers. The biggest reason Old Man Su could not get a wife was because he was lazy. This fellow never went out to work. He said that working for others was better than working for himself. He also said that I am a farmer, and that farmers should focus on farming. Why should I work properly!

Alright, since that's the case, let's just focus on farming at home. However, he was a lazy person, so how could he farm properly? A good piece of land in his hands had been turned into a wasteland by him. The smell on his body was even more suffocating, and his head of dandruff kept falling down. He was already in his forties, and he even gave birth to fleas.

Of course, he was also a man even if he was lazy. He also had normal seven emotions and six desires. However, who would be willing to have sex with such a lazy and dirty guy? I heard that he once went to the hair salon to look for Miss... He was forcefully chased out by Miss with a broom.

Since he could not even play with the young lady, this fellow became even hungrier. He drooled at the young lady and the young wife of the village all day long. Even if the old lady in her 70s or 80s walked past him, he would fiercely swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva.

This time, after hearing Huang Xiulan call him, his soul was almost gone. He immediately ran over eagerly. First, he fiercely looked at Huang Xiulan's old airport a few times and swallowed his saliva. Only then did he reveal his mucus, yellow and black stinky teeth and laugh, "Third brother, what did you call me for?"

When he opened his mouth, a thousand-year-old smell of manure came over. Huang Xiulan forcefully endured the feeling of almost vomiting and took a few steps back and said. " Old man, this little bastard Hsingchen has killed someone. We can't count on him for the demolition fee anymore. We need to find another person to carry the responsibility of the village chief. Otherwise, it's impossible for a group of dragons without a leader."

Old Man Su's stomach rumbled. He swallowed his saliva and looked at Huang Xiulan's bowl. Then he looked at Huang Xiulan's body thirstily and asked," Then what do you think we should do? "

Huang Xiulan glared at him. "Needless to say, we will exchange the village chief of this little beast, Yang Hsingchen. We will choose a capable person to go up."

Old Man Su scratched his hair that was like weeds and said with a puzzled look, "But at this time, who would be willing to be the village chief who is not able to do anything?"

"Me!" Huang Xiulan pointed to her nose and said with a face full of justice. " I have always been an upright person. Not only have I never been greedy for small gains, but I have also never been greedy for small gains. I am not afraid of evil people. Look, who have I ever been afraid of in the village? Let me tell you, if I become the village chief, no matter who comes to develop our village... I will make him pay a high price of 2,000 dollars per square meter. That's why I'm the most suitable person to be the village chief. "

" 2,000 dollars per square meter? Good boy, then I'll send it! " Old Man Su's eyes suddenly became round and round.

Huang Xiulan said proudly, "That's right. As long as I become the village chief, I guarantee that everyone will get rich. When you have a house and a car, are you afraid of not getting a wife?"

Old Man Su's heart skipped a beat. He immediately nodded and said, "Okay, we will do as you said. We will choose you as the village chief."

Huang Xiulan held back her laughter and urged, "Aiya, it's useless to say anything. If you want to find a few people to cause trouble at the village committee, then I will find a few people to cause trouble. This matter will definitely succeed."

"Alright, alright!" Old Man Su nodded his head straight but his feet did not move at all. Huang Xiulan frowned, "Old Man Su, don't just agree on the surface. You have to go and find someone!"

Old Man Su grinned widely and laughed, "Third Brother, you asked me to help you find someone. Since ancient times, how could you not be courteous when looking for someone? I can reject your things, but can others reject it? You can at least give me 200 yuan. I'm going to buy some cigarettes. Make arrangements. Call a few more people over. That'll do!"

"Huh? Two hundred dollars? Why don't you rob a bank! " Huang Xiulan was so angry that she shouted.

Old Man Su chuckled." Third Brother, although I'm lazy, I'm not stupid. Do you think I don't know your real purpose of being the village chief?"

Huang Xiulan's face turned cold. "What purpose? I'm telling you, I'm doing this for everyone's sake."

Old Man Su waved his hand. "Forget it. You're the only one who thinks for everyone. Just say it. You want to use your identity as the village chief to negotiate with the developers after you become the village chief. This way, the developer will definitely give you benefits in order to tear down this place as soon as possible. Hehe, am I right? "

Huang Xiulan was stunned. She did not expect this dirty old bachelor. His mind was actually so bright. She looked around and said in a low voice, "Since you know, then cooperate well. When the time comes, you will definitely be rewarded."

Old Man Su was a person who would not give up until he saw a rabbit. He chuckled and said, "Don't, don't come at that time. Let me get some benefits now."

Huang Xiulan glared at him and said, "Damn it, how can I have so much money in my pocket? I only have fifty or so yuan. I have already given it to you. What the f * ck is my family going to eat?"

Old Man Su leaned his stinky mouth forward and said with a wretched expression, "It's fine if you don't have it. As long as you let me do that, I don't want a single cent. I guarantee that I will get twenty people for you."

"F * ck you. Why don't you look at yourself? Your body smells so bad. Not to mention doing it with you, even if you get close to your mother, she will vomit." Huang Xiulan scolded with a look of disgust.

Old Man Su was not angry. He laughed and said, "I'm afraid of stink. As long as you agree, I will immediately jump into the river to take a bath. That way, it won't stink anymore."

"That won't do either. My man is still at home. Old Man Su, I know you miss women. Help me settle this first. After I become the village chief, I will go to your house to spend the night with you. What do you think? "

Old Man Su shook his head. "Don't lie to me. I just met your man on the way. He went out on the street. I'm asking you, can you do it? If not, I'll leave immediately. "0

Seeing that Old Man Su really wanted to leave, Huang Xiulan thought for a while and gritted her teeth, "Okay, I will treat it as if I was bitten by an old dog. Quickly go and take a bath. I will go back and send Big Silly away."

" Okay! " Old Man Su happily turned around and ran towards the river at the village entrance.

"Tch, what's there to be happy about, you silly bird? The one who should be happy should be me!" Huang Xiulan turned around and walked towards home with a proud face.

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