C858 The Fairy Was Pregnant
When Yang Hsingchen heard this, he cried out in shock. "Ah? If I kick you to her place, will you still have a good life?"0
When old ruffian heard that, his face immediately became filled with anger and fear, "That's not the case. F * ck! God damn it! I don't know what's wrong with that little girl... How did her martial arts become so big?! You, Master Loong, have broken through a lot in your martial arts, but you still can't defeat her. "
" After being caught by her, you were both burnt and smashed by stones. Awoo, if it wasn't for your grandpa's strong Dragon Flame, and you, Master Loong, who ate a lot of elixirs and elixirs to increase his martial arts, you would definitely have been turned into a dead dragon by her. "
" Then how did you escape later on? " Yang Hsingchen asked curiously.
"Later?" old ruffian scratched his head. He opened his mouth and smiled embarrassedly. "Hehe, you, Master Loong, will use your last move. Pretending to be dead!"
At this point, he probably felt that his face had lost its luster. He let out a few dry laughs. After a few mouthfuls of old wine, he continued, "In the beginning, Little Girl Pi still didn't believe that I was dead. He roasted you in the fire for a long time. In order to survive, you, Master Loong, could only resist without making a sound. What she didn't know was that since the last time you and Master Loong ate an alien's fire core, you're not afraid of fire."
"That little girl burned you for three days and three nights. She saw that you, Master Loong, did not move at all. She was also tired from the torment. She said that she would skin you, Master Loong, and skin your tendons after you cooled down. She also said that she would use you, Master Loong, to make clothes for her child, and use you, Master Loong's tendons. She would make a belt for her child. Damn it, you really pissed me off."
" Wait, she has a child? " Yang Hsingchen was stunned.
This time, it was bad. It would be better if she did not ask. old ruffian's face was filled with anger when he asked this question. He grabbed Yang Hsingchen's clothes and shouted while drooling. "Little sister, you still have the nerve to ask. Damn it, you, Master Loong, are running all over the place because of your matter. You little bastard, why didn't you tell Master Loong about your marriage beforehand? I didn't even inform you that I was being chased by someone, let's forget about all of this!"
"Well, when you, Master Loong, were avenging you... You even told your woman to skin you, Master Loong, and pull out your tendons. And you also wanted to peel your skin and make clothes for your child. Damn you! You said that you would treat an old man like this! Do you treat friends like this? Huh? Son of a b * tch, why don't you make it clear to Master Loong today? You, Master Loong, won't be able to live anymore."
"Damn it! I told you to take care of your children and protect them from old age! You, Master Loong, have raised you from one and a half inches to such an extent! Am I a f * cking easy person? You son of a b * tch! After you have a wife and a child! Not only did he not want to retire, he even wanted to live off his old age. He wanted to live off his old age only for money, yet you still want my old life! Tell me, what's the use of raising you? You must know how vicious you are. Back then, you, Master Loong, could have just sprayed you on the wall."
"Hahaha!" Wang Hongyun and Zhang Dazhi could no longer hold back their laughter. Su Yinxue also covered her small mouth and laughed continuously. Meanwhile, the Deadbeat was eating meat and drinking wine like a hungry ghost.
Yang Hsingchen knew that old ruffian was going crazy again. He pushed his hand away and shouted. "Old man, there is no proper way after saying that. That woman has an irreconcilable grudge with me. Why is her child my child? Are you sick!? "
Old ruffian angrily took a bite of the pig leg and snorted as he roared. "Why didn't you plant it? Mother, did you forget to have fun with her in that dense forest? And when you, Master Loong, pretended to be dead, you personally heard her gnashing her teeth in anger. She said that after giving birth to your seed of sin, it would be a small one every three days. It would be a big fight every five days, and she would torture him until he was completely naked. A little thing that was neither immortal nor devil, a ghost immortal, a ghost immortal, or a ghost immortal. Say, if it wasn't for your seed, would she hate him so much? "
" Ah? " Yang Hsingchen was stunned. He had never thought that he would be forced to have a romantic relationship with Lau Xin. She had actually gotten pregnant with him. He had never thought that this woman would be so vicious. She wanted to give birth to his child and torture him like this. This... this was really asking for his own life.
"Boss, you can make your enemy's woman give birth to your child. Your ability is really not small!" Wang Hongyun, who was standing at the side, said with some schadenfreude.
"F * ck off, I was also f * cking forced. Back then, there was a powerful God in the jungle, and I told him everything. I can't have sex with that b * tch Lau Xin. But that old man just wouldn't listen to me. He immediately captivated me. This has caused today's situation to become like this."
Zhang Dazhi nodded cautiously. "I think that since you already have a child with her, you might as well marry her. Furthermore, she is still a fairy, a fairy sister-in-law. Just thinking about it makes me excited! "
"Excited your sister! Dazhi, if you dare to come up with ideas again, be careful that I will cut you to death!" Su Yinxue was furious when she heard that.
Zhang Dazhi shrunk his neck and thought to himself, Why did I forget about this guy? He really deserves to be scolded.
Yang Hsingchen also glared at Zhang Dazhi, "Mo, don't you think about it? Who would dare to have such a woman? What kind of fairy is that? She's just a witch. " At this point, he suddenly thought of Little Princess and asked hastily. " Old ruffian, where's the Little Devil?"
Old ruffian did not reply immediately. He first took a few big gulps of wine. Only then did he say, "She's fine. I didn't tell her about you either. I was afraid that she would cause trouble. Although she wanted to come and find you, she didn't have you, Master Loong, to lead her. She didn't know the Transmigration Technique. Oh right, your king's wife is about to lay eggs. Oh no, she's about to give birth. When I last saw her, she was already on the verge of giving birth. She asked me what you were doing, and I was afraid that she would be worried... I didn't dare to mention it and just said that you have something important to do. Then I left. "
"Ah? Hsingchen, you even made the king pregnant?" Su Yinxue was very surprised. One should know that when Yang Hsingchen told her about his previous life, he did not talk too much about relationships, so she did not know about Yang Hsingchen and First Princess.
"Tsk, what a big matter. Not only did he make the king pregnant, but he also had an affair with the tabby!" old ruffian said as he drank.
"Ah?" Su Yinxue opened her mouth wide in shock.
"F * ck, f * ck, boss, you are too mighty. You did not even let go of an animal. You are truly a role model for us!" Wang Hongyun cried out strangely.
"Cough cough, don't listen to his nonsense. That kitten was raised by Ling Nan. It was just a little more intimate with me. Oh right, old ruffian, you still haven't told me how you escaped from Lau Xin!"
The old man rolled his eyes. "How else can you escape? The little girl saw that I was dead. She was also tired from the torment, so she went to sleep. I wanted to take the opportunity to escape. But you, Master Loong, are tied up by her Immortal Binding Rope, so you won't be able to escape. Fortunately, the old baldy came and used his dog mouth to untie the rope. Didn't you, Master Loong, escape?"
" Fuck, that little girl saw that you, Master Loong, had escaped. She chased after him with her sword in her hand. You, Master Loong, have been chased by her until you have no other choice. It seems like you are going to be caught again. So you hastily chanted the incantation to travel through time and space, thinking of hiding on Earth first."
"Then I realized that my heart was anxious, and I recited the wrong word. So I transmigrated to your current space. At that time, you, Master Loong, were in the sky and saw that your spatial zone was still lit up at night. Without even thinking about it, he landed here. I just saw you, a heaven defying brat!"
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