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869: C869 Chang'e

Author: Bu Jing Hun Word Count: 8324 Updated: 2025-04-03 04:21:30

C869 Chang'e

"Yang Hsingchen, I'm Xixi's mother, Chang'e. Although it was my daughter who did the wrong thing in the beginning... I've offended you, but as a man, you can't be so calculative with a girl, right? Listen to me and return her things to her. Of course, in order to compensate you for some of your losses, you don't have to pay back the three electro-cannons. But you must stay in Green City and the Divine Axe." The tall and fat aunty said coldly while holding the five-colored small stone.

Before Yang Hsingchen could say anything, old ruffian had already woken up the Deadbeat. He carried the Deadbeat, which had just woken up and was still in a daze, and walked over with a surprised look on his face. "What the hell is this? You're called Chang'e? A fairy from the Moon Palace? F * ck, Time really is a butcher's knife. Back then, it was as beautiful as a fairy. But now, an otherworldly fairy has been reduced to a fat and stupid old vegetable. Awoo! I miss my youth! "

After old ruffian let out a ghostly howl, he held the half-dead Deadbeat lackey with one hand. In the other, he held the half-dead ___ in the other. He held a jar of wine in his other hand and started to sing again and again. "Saber, saber, saber, what kind of saber is that? Saber, saber, saber, and pig slaughtering saber. Saber, saber, saber, cut off the green grass by the river, leaving only a chrysanthemum swaying in the wind! "

At this point, she even turned around and faced the fat aunty with her back. He raised the fat dragon's butt and shook it a few times. Then, he turned around and roared again. "Time is a pig slaughtering knife. It blackens Chang'e's earlobe. God damn brat's banana! Stop fighting, hurry up and get married, that's the right way! My little friend, can you guys say that?!"

At this point, the two of them glared at each other and gulped down a few mouthfuls of wine. She said fluently, "Chang'e, your mother's skin, do you think Master Loong sang it right? Oh yeah, where's your Jade Rabbit from the Moon Palace? You didn't eat it, did you? F * ck, let me tell you, rabbits are also protected by the country. Especially that Jade Rabbit of yours, it's really wild. You, Old Witch, actually ate it, then you just wait to go to jail!"

After saying that, she prepared to drink again. But this time, it was unknown if she was muddle-headed or if she really drank too much. She actually lifted the leg of the Deadbeat and stuffed it into her mouth.

The old man raised his head and stretched out his hand. With a huff, he stuffed the leg of the Deadbeat into his mouth.

When he saw that it was the dog leg of the Deadbeat, he was furious. In an instant, he threw the half-dead Deadbeat far away. After spitting out a few mouthfuls, he cursed, "Sissy, you're a black and slippery guy, how dare you pretend to be a wine jar and stuff the dog leg into Master Loong's mouth? Damn it!"

Then, he rolled his eyes at the fat woman, "Hey, I'm Piggy. I've always said that Zhu Bajie has been thinking about you. Tell you, Master Loong, who did you give birth to this green-haired little girl? Look at her. Although she's a little short, she doesn't look like a pig! "

The fat woman was furious." You old drunkard, why are you stuffing donkey fur into your ears?! I'm not Chang'e from the Moon Palace. My surname is Chang, and my surname is Chang. I'm a Chang, and my relationship with Chang'e is completely different!"

Old ruffian let out a hiccup. He looked the fat woman up and down again, then nodded seriously. "Luckily you're not Chang'e. Otherwise, you would have smashed yourself to death if you had bought a piece of tofu. This appearance is too f * cking disappointing. "

"The old dragon is courting death!" The old woman's face sank as she slammed her palm down.

Old ruffian's strength had increased tremendously during this period of time, so he didn't dodge anymore. With a loud roar, he also threw a punch forward.

The palm and fist collided with each other, causing the entire mountain to shake a few times.

Old ruffian took five or six steps back in a row, and his face flushed red. The fat woman only took one step back. It could be seen that her strength was much stronger than old ruffian's.

Old ruffian saw that he couldn't beat her, so he was so angry that he threw the wine jar to the ground. He pointed at the old woman and said, "Hey, Old Witch, it did not count just now. You, Master Loong, didn't notice just now. Come on, let's exchange another punch. I'll let you see how powerful you, Master Loong, are. "

After saying that, he rolled up his sleeves and spat a few mouthfuls of saliva into his palms. Then, he rolled his eyes and rushed forward with an 'Ah' sound. He threw a punch at them from afar.

"Go to hell!" The old woman screamed and threw a punch as well.

Old ruffian did not notice the old woman's trick, but Yang Hsingchen realized that the old woman had changed her hand this time. The first punch was from his left hand, but this time he used his right hand.

Someone wanted to say that his left hand and right hand belonged to the old woman. What kind of trick was this?

That's right, her left and right hand belonged to the old woman herself, but the problem was that her right hand was still holding the small five-colored stone!

A small stone that could fight evenly with the world's number one Divine Axes, do you think it is an ordinary stone?

"Old ruffian, be careful!" Yang Hsingchen hurriedly reminded.

However, it was too late. There was a loud bang, followed by a swooshing sound. old ruffian was sent flying by the punch. His body flew backwards faster than a cannonball!

"Damn you, you are trying to trick me. You, Master Loong, will come back!" Although old ruffian was sent flying, his voice could still be heard clearly.

He was still able to shout like that. He was probably not too injured. Yang Hsingchen felt slightly relieved in his heart. Just as he was about to raise his axe and charge forward, he saw the fat woman shout out loudly. "Stop! I don't want to fight with you today. Yang Hsingchen. I live three thousand miles south from here, in a mountain called Penglai. If you think it through, come and find me tomorrow. Return my daughter's things. If you still can't figure it out tomorrow, then don't blame me for bullying the young! "

After saying that, without waiting for Yang Hsingchen to reply, he waved his hand and brought Green-haired Woman, Lee Yuechan, and the fat old man away with a whoosh.

She didn't want to fight, but Yang Hsingchen actually didn't want to fight even more than her. The small stone in this old fellow's hand was too powerful. His arms were still hurting!

Yang Hsingchen put away the Divine Axe and arrived at the Deadbeat in a flash. At this time, the Deadbeat was circulating its energy to treat its injuries. Yang Hsingchen stretched out his hand, wanting to help it. Who knew that just as he stretched out his hand, the Deadbeat would bark. It bit towards his finger.

Yang Hsingchen was startled. He pulled back his hand and raged, "Damn it, have you really become a mad dog? It's me, your master. I'm treating your wound!"

"Awoo! Awoo!" The Deadbeat seemed to have just remembered as it pointed its head at Yang Hsingchen.1

Of course, Yang Hsingchen wouldn't lower himself to the level of a husky, and immediately stretched out his hand to treat it. In just a few minutes, the internal and external injuries of the Deadbeat had already recovered, but those two tusks couldn't grow back anymore.

"Woof, woof, woof!" The Deadbeat ran over and picked up the two fangs. It placed them in Yang Hsingchen's hands and pointed at its own mouth with its paw.

Yang Hsingchen had a helpless look on his face. "Older brother, your teeth are broken. What can I do? If it's broken, so be it. Without the fangs, it would look even better. "

"Woof, woof, woof!" The Deadbeat fell to the ground with a plop. It screamed and kicked its legs, rolling and screaming non-stop. As it screamed, it pitifully glanced at its fangs with a face full of reluctance.

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