886: C886 Plastic Friendship

C886 Plastic Friendship

After saying that, Yang Hsingchen was the first one to fly to the Magic Island. Upon closer inspection, there really was a small hole where the Divine Axe had flown past. He was overjoyed and flew into the hole with a swoosh. When old ruffian and the Deadbeat saw that Yang Hsingchen had successfully flown into the hole, they hurriedly flew in as well.1

A man, a dragon, and a dog had just flown into the pagoda when the Divine Axe disappeared in a flash of light with a swoosh.

Yang Hsingchen was stunned and shouted, "Damn, Brother Axe, you ran so fast, how could I catch up to you?"

Old ruffian laughed out loud, "Hahaha, heaven damn brat, you're in big trouble now. He didn't find the Eastern Emperor Bell, but lost the Pangu's Axe instead. Finished, finished, finished! If Master Loong's guess is correct, this old axe is a male! That broken bell is a female. This fellow revealed his true colors the moment he saw a beauty, and kicked you, the master, in the face."

" But you can't blame Old Axe. Think about it. You and him are both male, and this male and male are always together. Interesting! Let alone the old axe, even you, Master Loong... If I didn't ask you to take care of me, I would have kicked you a long time ago. Old dog, do you think Master Loong is right? "

After arriving at this place, the Deadbeat didn't have the time to bother with old ruffian. Instead, it stretched its nose and searched everywhere for the Devil Pill. In the blink of an eye, it had disappeared.

"Look, look, another one ran away. I say, damn it, what your master did was too much of a failure. But luckily, you, Master Loong, will accompany you in the wind and rain. Damn it, are you touched? [Do you want to marry me?] [Although we are both male, this thing is popular now.] Hehe, you know what I mean! Be good Xiaochen Chen, quickly come into Master Loong's bowl!" After saying that, he even threw a flirtatious glance at Yang Hsingchen.

Yang Hsingchen was so disgusted by this fellow that his body trembled, and he almost vomited. He was furious and kicked him, "Foul old bastard, if you dare to disgust me again... Do you believe that I won't beat you to death?! Let's go! Since we don't know where the Divine Axe is, then let's go! Let's go to that dense forest and see if the old senior is still there." After saying that, he took the lead and ran inside.

"Sissy, what the hell are you doing? Didn't that old bastard say last time? After being your matchmaker, he wants to get lost. Oh, I got it. Kid, you're going to see that old bastard. It was purely because you wanted to go to that place to find that old dream of yours and Lau Niangpi."

" F * ck, God damn it. You are really fickle. No wonder so many people on the Internet call you fickle man. You don't love so many women in the family. And you're looking for your enemy's daughter everywhere. Tell me, why are you so cheap! " old ruffian followed behind Yang Hsingchen and kept screaming.

"Stupid girl, can't you keep your voice down? Go and fight the Devil Beast that scared you!" Yang Hsingchen couldn't help but turn around and scold.

The man and the dragon quickly ran into the dense forest. Sure enough, their trip was in vain. No matter how Yang Hsingchen shouted, there was no response from the old man.

"Let's go. As expected, the old senior isn't here anymore." Yang Hsingchen shook his head sadly and walked outside.

"Damn it, I don't understand. Why do you want to see him? He's not your father-in-law, why do you want to see him?" old ruffian pulled out the wine jar and took a few big gulps before asking with a puzzled expression.

"Oh, I suspect that the Immortal Grove Mountain in Paleo-immortal Village is his seal. If it's him, of course I have to thank him properly." Yang Hsingchen expressed the doubt in his heart.

"Oh, this. Nowadays, society is full of positive forces. Perhaps it was the Great God who passed by, in order to record the trembling sound. Thus, he casually did a good deed. Then when he sends the sound, won't he receive even more praise!? "

" F * ck off, stop f * cking bullsh * t! "

Old ruffian glared at him. "Sissy, you, Master Loong, are not f * cking bullsh * t. Let me tell you, there are a lot of positive energy online that are f * cking fake. They are all for the sake of filming a video. Let me tell you, there is a bad daughter-in-law who is obviously very bad to her mother-in-law. In order to film a video, she pretended to feed her mother-in-law."

"Although we discovered that love can be faked on the surface, this gaze and subconscious action can't fool the netizens. There were attentive netizens who saw from the video that she posted that her actions were rude. And her eyes were filled with hypocrisy and impatience."

"The biggest flaw is that the granny hasn't finished her meal yet. She directly stuffed her next mouthful into the bowl. That's right, you, Master Loong, didn't say anything wrong. It was directly stuffed into her mouth. Hehe, what was even more ridiculous was that this woman was still looking at the camera. Let me show my face more."

"After the video was uploaded, a lot of netizens left messages, hoping that she really treats the elderly kindly from the bottom of her heart. She didn't pretend to be kind just to film the video. Son of a b * tch, you said that even the human world could do such a thing. Then can't the gods do it? Don't forget, even the gods have their own greed. If the deities weren't greedy, they wouldn't do things for others. They keep asking for incense offerings. "

" So you, Master Loong, guessed that it was that Divine Immortal who was greedy for vanity that passed by. When he saw that you were suffering at that time, he casually helped you. Then, he posted it on his WeChat Moments or on the internet, waiting for those people who didn't know the truth to praise and praise him!"

Yang Hsingchen was just about to speak when suddenly, a heaven-shaking roar rang out. Then, it was followed by a wave of terrified barking, and the sound of footsteps that shook the earth.

"Not good. The Deadbeat has encountered a big Devil Beast. Quickly go and take a look!" Although the Divine Axe wasn't in his hand, the Deadbeat was in danger. Yang Hsingchen still rushed over at the first possible moment.

"Heavens, this is a beast king, right?" Yang Hsingchen was completely stunned by the big guy in front of him.

This guy was at least 50 meters tall, and his skin was grayish-gold. His thick and thick skin was shining with a golden light! He stood there like a huge golden mountain. That one with big eyes, had he seen the Eight Immortals Table before? This guy's eyeballs were as big as the Eight Immortals Table. Not to mention its mouth, which was as big as a basin. This fellow's mouth was as big as a boat. With every step it took, the earth trembled.

It did not even spit fire to burn the Deadbeat. Instead, it was playing the game of death. However, it frightened the Deadbeat, and it fled with all its might. When it saw Yang Hsingchen, the Deadbeat excitedly barked. With a swoosh, it scuttled behind Yang Hsingchen and old ruffian. Still worried, it scuttled another 300 meters before collapsing onto the ground. He stuck out his tongue and gasped for breath.

"Damn, such a big guy. The temperature of the flame this guy spat out should be enough to burn people to death. You, Master Loong, don't want to be burned to death. Son of a b * tch! You, Master Loong, will give you a chance to show off!" old ruffian retreated to the Deadbeat's side with a swoosh. He still had a nervous expression on his face as he bent his body, ready to run at any time.

Yang Hsingchen was furious, "Damn you, you ran away when you encountered trouble, what a f * cking friendship!"

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