C976 Happy Divine Art
Jingjuan heard her son say he wanted to snatch a woman from old ruffian. She was so angry that she went up to Mo Lei and pressed a little harder on his head. She scolded, "Damn it, you useless thing. There are many women in the world. Why do you need these two vixens to serve you? Aren't you afraid that they will kill you? You should hand it over to Master Loong and become his maidservant. Bring tea and water to Master Loong."2
However, he thought to himself, 'Silly son, even if you want to steal this old man's woman, you have to wait for him to teach you martial arts before making a move.'
Old ruffian laughed and said, "Sissy, this is a matter for the future. Right now, how are you going to teach your son a peerless martial arts skill? Don't you think so?"
After Jingjuan heard old ruffian call her sissy, she was so angry that she cursed in her heart. However, she smiled and nodded, "Right, right. What Master Loong said is right. The most important thing right now is to help Little Lei improve his martial arts. Master Loong, what kind of martial arts do you think my son is suitable for? Don't look at how thin he is. He is actually a very smart child. "
Old ruffian chuckled in his heart. Mother, I can't believe that he is able to learn martial arts even though he doesn't look like a human or a ghost. Learning from a ghost was more like it. He thought this in his heart, but he smiled and said, "What do you want to learn? The first requirement is that the person who learns this will like it very much. Only when he likes it will he be willing to put his heart into learning it. Do you think that's the reason? "
Jingjuan nodded," Yes, yes, Master Loong. My son likes to learn martial arts very much. I'm not afraid of you making a joke out of him. He is learning martial arts in his dreams!"
Just as ___ finished speaking, she heard her son shouting. " Bullsh * t! Only a son of a b * tch would like to learn that kind of thing. What's the point of being tired and dirty? I just like playing with women and smoking dirt. Old Fraud! Do you have any martial arts in these two areas? "
Jingjuan was just about to curse at her son when she saw old ruffian laughing out loud, "Yes, why not?"
Hearing old ruffian say this, Jingjuan and her son were stunned and happy at the same time. This time, Mo Lei became spirited and asked excitedly, "Old Fraud, tell me quickly. You can practice martial arts by playing with women and smoking dirt? Is this real or fake? "
Just as he finished speaking, his mother, Jingjuan, also asked anxiously. "Yes, yes, Master Loong. I have lived for hundreds of years. Why didn't I know that playing with women and smoking dirt can allow me to cultivate martial arts? Is, is this for real? "
Old ruffian chuckled and said," Don't think that playing with women and smoking dirt requires skill. It's said that there are 360 lines in the industry, and that there will be a scholar in the industry. Think about it. Some people have been cooking for a long time because they are chefs. After comprehending the Dao and eventually becoming a grandmaster, their martial arts are extremely high."
"There are even people who create Drunken Fists after getting drunk. This means that the Great Dao leads to Rome. Practicing martial arts does not necessarily require one to jump and jump. The Dao of martial arts is ever-changing. As long as you control the profundities within, then what do you do? They'll all become Grandmasters."
"Actually, a long, long time ago, a monk with flowers invented a type of martial arts between men and women. It's called the God of Happiness. This martial arts technique is suitable for your young master to cultivate. When he succeeds, what Mo Xuan? Baxuan? Beat him to death!"
As soon as old ruffian finished speaking, Mo Lei's eyes lit up. "Happy Divine Power? Wah, this name was very likable. Fine, fine, I want to learn this kind of martial arts."
" You want to learn it? " old ruffian asked with a smile.
"Yes, of course I want to learn. Who doesn't want to learn such a good thing? Who is the bastard?" Mo Lei shouted excitedly.
"Alright, if you want to learn, then let me ask you, how many times will you be happy tonight?"
When he heard this, this guy was spirited. He took a puff of his cigarette proudly, raised his head, and said arrogantly, "At least one to three times. How is it? Is it good?"
Old ruffian shook his head. "No, no, it's too far away. Let me tell you, I want to learn Master Loong's joyous divine skill. I have to do it ten times a night, and it will last for thirty days. In between, you can't stop for even a day, if you don't achieve it once... He had to start from scratch. When he reached this state in a month, he would be qualified to practice some godly skills. When you come to find Master Loong, your Grandpa God will tell you the secret of the divine skills. I guarantee that you will become famous overnight. "
Jingjuan, who was beside him, was shocked when she heard this. "Master Loong, this requirement is too high. Ten times a night, and you still need to continue for a month. Do you want my son's life?"
Old ruffian secretly smiled in his heart. Yes, you, Master Loong, want his life. He said with a smile, "What are you afraid of? Even if he dies, you, Master Loong, have the ability to save him. Didn't you hear that Mo Xuan was forced to jump off the cliff and fall to his death? He was still alive and kicking after being treated by you, Master Loong."
"Hehe, do you know why you, Master Loong, did this? That is, you wanted to expel all the poison in his body and then refine it into fresh blood. This way, his divine skill will be completed. This is called fighting to the death and fighting to the death."
Mo Lei heard that even if he died, he could still live. He was very happy now. He excitedly reached out to his mother and said," Mom, you have nothing to say now, right? Hurry up and give me money. I'm going out to cultivate. "
Jingjuan still had doubts and asked hesitantly," Master Loong, is this okay? "
Old ruffian waved his hand and said, "Sissy, why not? Let me tell you, Mo Xuan has already learned how to refine medicine from me. When you entered his room just now, did you smell a fragrance? That was him refining medicine pills. Do you know what he used to refine? Blood! He used blood to make a primer. Think about it, he would put in more effort. If you were so afraid of the wolf before the tiger, you would be afraid of the tiger. Then you, Master Loong, won't teach your son. Anyway, he is not my son, so why should I worry about him? Don't you think so?"
Hearing old ruffian's words, Jingjuan thought of the fragrance in Yang Hsingchen's room. She thought to herself, Why is his room so fragrant? It turns out that he is refining medicinal pills! Oh, right. These few days, he has been reporting to me with his squarish eyes. It says that this bastard Mo Xuan picked quite a few medicinal herbs and went back. As expected, he was concocting medicine pills!
Thinking of this, she nodded her head vigorously, "Okay, son. Mom will give you the money now. You must work harder and reach ten times a night. Think about it. Mo Xuan, that little bastard, used his own blood as a catalyst for his cultivation every day. Since he's going all out, you have to work harder too! "
Mo Lei had always liked these two. Now that he heard that they could become divine skills if he continued to play like this... Of course, his interest was greatly increased. He patted his thin chest until it rang loudly. "Mother, don't worry. Let your son do other things. I really don't have any interest in your son, but this is it? As long as you have the money, I promise you that I will complete the mission! "
"Oh, okay, mom's good son. Mom will give you the money now. We must master the divine skill and hang Mo Xuan and Yuzhen, those two little bastards, when the time comes!" Jingjuan excitedly said as she went to get the money.
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