1115: C1115 He Swallowed a Small Frog

C1115 He Swallowed a Small Frog

Yang Hsingchen saw the old woman, who had lived for 300 million years, lunging at him naked. He was so scared that he trembled. He turned around and used the Void Step to its limit. With a swoosh, he ran forward. As he ran, he shouted, "Mother! Help! Someone is trying to rape me!"1

Helen Riley was so angry that she was muddle-headed. She forgot that her clothes had been electrocuted to ashes. When she heard Yang Hsingchen's shout, she immediately looked down. She was shocked by what she saw and instantly stopped. His old face turned red. Although she had lived for 300 million years, she still felt ashamed.

Just as she was about to fly back, she heard a sound that made her teeth itch. It came from the front. She saw old ruffian laughing complacently, "F * ck, you old woman are really impatient. First, he wanted to fuck you, Master Loong. You, Master Loong, refused to let me go, and now you want to kill me? And you want to strip yourself naked?"

"Your sister! Why don't you take a look at how old you are?! Although love doesn't differentiate between country and age. But old woman, you have to have a limit too, right? Mother, you have lived for 300 million years. God damn, she's not even thirty yet. 'F * ck you, you don't eat tender grass like that, do you?' "

At this point, he used a heaven-shaking dragon's roar and stood in midair. A loud ghost cry was heard, "The Third and Fourth Young Masters of Wan Country, the Great Immortals and Great Gods who are passing by. Great Demons and Little Monsters, quickly come and take a look! Look at this old woman who has lived for 300 million years, she actually took off all her clothes! Following behind a young man, she chased after him relentlessly. F * ck, think about it, why did she chase after him? We don't dare to ask, and we don't dare to say either!"

Helen Riley was angry and embarrassed. She quickly leaned to the side and blocked her main body part. She scolded, "Damn it, you old loach. I was electrocuted by that damn Dongfang brat and my clothes were torn. If you don't want to die, then shut your stinky mouth!"

Old ruffian complacently pulled out the wine jar and gulped down a few mouthfuls. He shouted at Helen Riley, who was about to turn around and fly away, "Hey, naked old lady, stop right there! Didn't you chase after Master Loong very closely just now? Come, come, come. Master Loong, just stand here and let you chase after him. If you have the ability, come over now. Hahaha, come, come! " In the end, he even twisted his old body a few times and laughed smugly and wretchedly.

However, it made Helen Riley so angry that she wanted to chase after her again. But when she thought about how she was naked, it was now night. It was easier said than done. Once the sun rose, if he did not return in broad daylight, he would be able to go back naked in broad daylight. He would lose all his face.

Helpless, he gritted his teeth and flew back quickly. He angrily threw out a few words. "Damn brat from the East, evil old loach, you two listen up! Today's humiliation will definitely take your dog lives in the future!"

Old ruffian shouted loudly, "Aiya, I'm talking about my skin! Hurry up and fly back! Didn't you see that your menstrual period has arrived? Look at how you've been pulling me along the whole way. Those who don't know would have thought that there was a rain of blood!"

Helen Riley was so angry that her body swayed and almost fell from the sky.

When old ruffian saw this, he laughed loudly from behind. "Look, look, you have lived for 300 million years and you are still not sensible. Don't you know that women need to rest well during those few days? Look at you, you're flying so fast that you feel dizzy, right? Hurry up and go back and have a good rest. You're thinking about men. No matter how much you want to find that damn brat, you have to wait for your period to leave before coming back to find him, right? Is that right, my skin? "

With a whoosh, the old woman flew even faster. In the blink of an eye, she disappeared without a trace. Only then did old ruffian turn around with a loud laugh, chasing after the direction where Yang Hsingchen had fled. He shouted, "Sissy, you heaven damn brat, your old lover has flown away naked!"

Yang Hsingchen had heard old ruffian's ghostly cry just now, so he didn't run too far away. After hearing old ruffian's scream, he immediately flew back. He cursed at old ruffian, "Fxck old man, can you be serious? Don't scream so loudly anymore. It would be terrible if that fat Hutton came over. You should know that my divine strength has yet to fully recover. Let's go to the forest and rest. "

Old ruffian followed Yang Hsingchen and flew towards the forest below while talking non-stop. "Sissy, when did you pass by? Wasn't it always like this? Are you a god damn old woman? Do you hate Master Loong now that you have an old woman? "

" Sissy, the heavens killed you. You, Master Loong, think that we should have a good talk. It is said that young couples are always accompanied by old people. You, Master Loong, have been married to you for hundreds of millions of years. I don't want you to eat or wear anything. I just want to follow you around all day long. I live a life without a home. Do you, Master Loong, have any complaints? No? But, damn you, after you obtained the old woman... I can't believe I'm starting to dislike you, Master Loong."

"Damn it! I told you that you can't abandon a useless wife! But what about you? You actually forgot your old love after having a new lover, it really hurts the dragon's heart! No, I have to go back to my mother's house and call my family over. Remember to reason with you properly!"

Yang Hsingchen knew that this old man was starting to act stupid again. He was too lazy to argue with him. He found a cave and sat inside. He closed his eyes and started to rest.

Old ruffian muttered to himself for a while. When he saw that Yang Hsingchen was ignoring him, he started to sing and drink as loudly as he could.

After Yang Hsingchen had rested, he opened his eyes and found that the old man had drunk him. At this moment, he was sleeping with his mouth wide open and his mouth full of alcohol.

Yang Hsingchen raised his head and looked at the sky. The east had already lit up. He stood up and prepared to go outside to observe the Sun and Moon Hsingchen. At this moment, suddenly, a little frog was affected by old ruffian's loud snores. He was still a little dizzy from the smell of old ruffian's alcohol. He suddenly jumped up. It jumped into old ruffian's big mouth.

"F * ck!" Yang Hsingchen was shocked. Just as he was about to pull the little frog out of his mouth, the old man suddenly sucked. He stretched out his head and swallowed the little frog alive.

Yang Hsingchen was stunned. F * ck, there was such a thing? He quickly went up and pushed old ruffian while shouting. “ Hey, hey, hey, old man. Wake up! Damn it, you swallowed a frog."

" What? " old ruffian opened his drunk eyes and looked at Yang Hsingchen impatiently. He turned around and muttered, "Sissy, what little frog is croaking? Don't disturb Master Loong's sleep. If you dare to play around again, I'll beat you until you scream! "

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