C1209 Undying Cockroach
When Yang Hsingchen heard what old ruffian said, his heart skipped a beat. Since he couldn't even cut it, he would let him try. He would like to see if he could withstand the force of ___'s claw. He immediately nodded, "Alright, then grab it and see."
Old ruffian was stunned, "Sissy, are you serious? Aren't you afraid that Master Loong's claw will tear your head into pieces like a watermelon?"
Yang Hsingchen was furious, "Damn it, why do you have to grab my head? Can't you try to grab my arm first?"
Old ruffian gave a weak oh and looked at Yang Hsingchen's arms with his old eyes. He looked like he was thinking.
Yang Hsingchen was stunned by his gaze. "It's not an old man. What's wrong with you?"
Old ruffian laughed and said, "Sissy, Master Loong is thinking that you usually use that hand to get intimate with your wife. If it was a normal person, they would use their right hand. But you are a left-handed kid. But even though you are left-handed, you still use your right hand to write when eating. That means you're a fake. Which arm of yours is good for you, Master Loong?"
" If you grab the wrong arm... When the time comes, when you go back and interact with your wives... It wouldn't be convenient to switch to the other hand. When your wife is not satisfied, she will scold you to death. So you, Master Loong, have to be careful! Damn it, which arm should I grab?"
Yang Hsingchen was speechless for a while, then he stretched out an arm and said," Come on, don't force me anymore. "
Oh. old ruffian instantly turned into a dragon. He first jumped up and down in the air for a while. While he was running, he stretched out his sharp and powerful claws and shouted proudly with his big eyes wide open. "Sissy, damn it! Look at how powerful Master Loong's claw is! Let me tell you, last time, a guy called Mr Pingtou pretended to be thirteen in front of you. Master Loong's claw immediately turned him into a pile of rotten meat! "
"Humph! How dare you let Master Loong catch you?! Then you must be prepared to be crippled! Right, kid, did you buy insurance? You, Master Loong, are only responsible for catching and not paying. However, it's useless even if you buy insurance. Because the insurance company doesn't pay for it, nor will it pay for it. So you can only admit your bad luck! Look at your claws!"
After a while of screaming, he rushed down with a whoosh and clawed fiercely at Yang Hsingchen's head.
Yang Hsingchen was shocked. Damn it, we agreed to try grabbing his arm first. You bastard Lao Wang, how could you just grab his head like that? Isn't this going to take my life?!
He was shocked and wanted to dodge, but he had lost all of his martial arts. How could he dodge old ruffian's fast speed? Thus, he could only watch helplessly as the old man's claw landed on his head.
At this moment, he heard the old man roar proudly, "Kid, what else do you have to say before you die?"
Yang Hsingchen raged, "What the f * ck do I have to say to you? F * * k! I asked you to grab my arm first, but you old man went straight to the top! You are going to take my life!"
Old ruffian let out an 'Aiya' sound and his face was filled with confusion, "Aiya, that's right. Didn't we agree to grab my arm first? Damn it, I'm really old now. I forgot what I said earlier and what I said later. " After saying that, he grabbed Yang Hsingchen's arm with a swoosh and shouted loudly. "Break it for me!"
While he was screaming, Yang Hsingchen also panicked in his heart, afraid that his arm would be broken by him. But in the end, not to mention breaking it, there wasn't even a scratch mark on it.
Yang Hsingchen was stunned. He thought that the old man was playing with him on purpose. He couldn't help but turn his eyes and say, "I say, old man, can you be more serious? Stop playing. Hurry up and grab!"
Old ruffian was even more confused than him. He widened his eyes and looked at it. "Sissy, it can't be. You, Master Loong, only used 80% of your strength. But when this claw descends, don't even mention you... Even a true Divine Immortal wouldn't be able to bear it. You're actually completely fine? Come, come, come. Kid, stand still. I don't believe that I can't catch a mortal like you! Mother of God, if you, Master Loong, don't show your strength, do you really think that I'm an old loach! Look at my claws!"
This strike was very powerful. It used all of the strength he had, but the result was still the same. Not to mention breaking the claw, not a single red mark was left behind.
Yang Hsingchen was happy, but old ruffian was extremely excited and furious. He saw the old man scuttling down from the sky and grabbing Yang Hsingchen's body with a few of his claws at the same time. Some were scratching his head, some were scratching his arms, and some were scratching his legs. He shouted, "Sissy, break it!"
Break?
Dream on!
The old man was half dead tired, but Yang Hsingchen still did not leave any marks on him. This time old ruffian became even crazier. His old eyes were red with pain as he roared. “ I don't believe in a Violet-gold Divine Dragon that's more than a hundred million years old! Can't kill you, mortal. 'I'm not going to catch you anymore, I'm going to tear you apart!' Damn it, do you know what it means to be dismembered by five horses? Master Loong will let you have a taste of what it means to be dismembered by five horses!"
With a furious roar, he grabbed Yang Hsingchen into the air. With a few claws, he grabbed Yang Hsingchen's four limbs and pulled hard. He shouted," Sissy, let's see if Master Loong can tear you apart! "
However, the reality surprised him once again. No matter how hard he tried to tear him apart, there was still no wound on Yang Hsingchen's body.
Although there was no wound, Yang Hsingchen did not have any strength to resist. One should know that he did not have any martial arts at the moment. He had the strength to resist the tearing of a Divine Dragon. If his body could not resist, then he could only curse.
"Old man, what the f * ck are you going crazy for? Yours Truly is a human, not a rubber ball. F * ck you! What the hell is going on with you tearing and pulling?!"
He was angry, but old ruffian was even angrier than him. The old man's eyes were red with pain. He was drooling as he scolded, "Sissy, you still have the nerve to say that. You, Master Loong, ask you, what did you do? No matter what I do, I can't break you. Damn it, I want you, Master Loong, to travel all over the world, but in the end, you can't even tear a mortal apart. I'm going to piss you off, Master Loong!"
The old man was probably really irritated. He grabbed Yang Hsingchen and flew higher and higher. Then, like a yo-yo, he threw Yang Hsingchen everywhere. He even cursed angrily, "Sissy, I can't kill you, even if I throw you, I'll throw you to death, you son of a b * tch!"
Just as he cursed, he suddenly felt happy, "Oh right, Sissy, that's right. God damn it, aren't you afraid of blades or claws? Aren't you afraid of tearing them apart? But aren't you afraid of falling from such a high place? "0
Yang Hsingchen was startled, "No, your sister. If you jump from such a high place, you will definitely be smashed to pieces. Old man, don't let go! "
The old man laughed and said, "Don't let go? It would be strange if you didn't let go. Let's see if you are an unkillable cockroach. Get down! " With a swoosh, he threw Yang Hsingchen down.
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